Kinky

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Spicy
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
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Spencer_CDS 0

Might want to be a bit more specific next time. Lol.

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Dillybar 0

Should've asked him to eat you out if he was so hungry...

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Cloudy_fml 0

Um, condoms also help to prevent STIs. Also, is it really that hard to type "why", "are", and "you're". Seriously...

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Escapist28 0

Sounds like he's trying to hint at something, OP.

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anniebananie 3

TL;DR, but please stop saying "sammich." Are you 5? Say it with me! (Ready?) SAND - WICH. SAND - WICH. SAND - WICH.

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Paintballer1234 0

i think he was mad that U didnt make the sandwich

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Neferria 0

This is pretty funny. How random can that get?

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Lawlbook_dot_com 0

I'm surprised he didn't ask you to get him the sandwich.

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shellybean87 0

If your a guy... and your boyfriend is a guy.... then why would you need a condom?

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nanner6206 24

lf you honestly don't Know, Please do not engage in sexual activities until attending a sex education class.

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zchpro 0

fake! there was one like this a few weeks back nearly exactly the same

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