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By whatever - 23/03/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I was on a third date with a girl. Things had been going really well. At one point, the conversation lulled. After a moment of silence, she asked me what my greatest fantasy was. I told her that it was being a superhero. She told me that she meant sexual fantasy. I'm 25. FML

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By secret123 - 24/02/2009 11:01 - United States

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

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Jaywin 3

Monday 23 March 2009 16:09

Smooth one, man. But I do agree with you. Superpowers would kick an immense amount of ass.

BooYou 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:09

Shoot...i would have probably said the same thing.....

Comments

cm27_fml 1

Monday 23 March 2009 16:18

i'd like that answer, i'd find it funny, but kinda sexy. but i've also grown up on the marvel comics, and my best friend has a superman complex (that i encourge)

Bleepbloop360 7

Wednesday 12 October 2011 23:56

Superman is DC not Marvel

tekie 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:18

I think you should have earned major points for NOT having sex on the mind!!

LyuboLove 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:18

it's her fault for not clarifying. the world doesn't revolved around sex, believe it or not, people. i'm a guy, and i promise if you dressed up as wonder woman and came into bed with me, that would be super hot.

Asphyxiated_ 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:20

Should've Supermanned that ho'.

Jokermon 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:22

she's ur GIRLFRIEND, wot else wuld she be talkin abt?

Jas1234 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:20

1) It doesn't say she's his girlfriend, just that they're dating. 2) Learn how to spell, what are you ten? 3) Even if she was his girlfriend, that doesn't automatically mean she can only be talking about sex. You lose.

Ge0rger0kz 5

Thursday 24 May 2012 8:35

Your comment. My eyes!

melmel_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:23

I'm a girl and would have found your answer to be awesome. Being a superhero would be nifty. Also, as others have noted, kudos to you for not having sex on your mind.

KenMcGormick 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:24

well u should say "yes! a superhero sexual fantasy... me being batman... u being damsel in distress" this will make everything right

_chrissy_ 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:25

I agree with what most have said...that was an awesome answer. She didn't specify that she meant a SEXUAL fantasy and honestly if a guy asked me what my biggest sexual fantasy was on the third date I'd be a little weirded out I think. Don't be ashamed, be proud! I think if a guy told me that was his fantasy I'd probably find it pretty cute.

thisismyname_fml 1

Monday 23 March 2009 16:27

i don't see the life ******* part of this at all. it's easy enough to just laugh off. and i definitely agree with #10. #15, no, she's not, and get off the internet until you learn how to type like a big boy.