Miscellaneous: Landlords gonna landlord - FML

Landlords gonna landlord

By goingtobeevicted - 25/04/2013 06:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML

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By ladymichee - 07/07/2021 14:01

Today, police barged into my apartment for a drug raid, but they had the wrong address. They came in while I was naked on my couch and didn't even apologize for breaking my door. FML

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Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

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By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2016 03:18 - United States

Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML

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By towel please! - 10/03/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I found out the day manager has been illegally entering my apartment when I’m not home. My car was in the shop, so when he saw my parking spot empty, he came right on in. I was just getting out of the shower and was standing stark naked. He didn’t even try to explain. Just smirked. FML

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Time to move

By Anonymous - 05/05/2021 06:01

Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML

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Some people just don't like surprises

By alone and horny - 20/06/2020 20:01

Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. When I started to head back in, I saw a shadow move across my bedroom window. I live alone, so I waited outside and called the police. They came and investigated, only to drag my naked boyfriend out, where he promptly dumped me. I forgot our 2-year anniversary. FML

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By wreckdit - 12/10/2016 23:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

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By iheartnjdevils - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my landlord sent tree cutters to take down a tree in our front yard. I didn't realize their job included walking around the house and gratuitously staring at me through the window as I dressed. My boyfriend won't complain because he's afraid our rent will go up in retaliation. FML

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sabrina1212 2

Thursday 25 April 2013 16:10

It doesn't matter how many illegal things he was doing. Anything seen or any evidence was taken illegally and you cannot be prosecuted through it.

steve31789 8

Thursday 25 April 2013 16:09

I bet if he passes that joint everything will be fine!

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Patindatrap 3

Thursday 25 April 2013 20:44

Looks like your not the only pussy your boyfriend gets

ordonblade46 3

Thursday 25 April 2013 20:46

*butt naked

katties 27

Thursday 25 April 2013 21:01

I don't like your priorities. I think you should rather use your weed-money to rent an apartment that allows animals.

LO388 7

Thursday 25 April 2013 21:27

93 - I appreciate the Spaceballs reference. These kids are too young to know a classic like that...

ViviMage 38

Thursday 25 April 2013 21:51

It is perfectly legal to sit buck naked on the couch!

zaylazayn 12

Thursday 25 April 2013 22:12

YDI for the cats, but also a FYL because they did an illegal entry.

tj4234 35

Thursday 25 April 2013 22:24

No they didn't. As has been pointed out multiple times already the landlord has the right to go in unexpected if he/she thinks something is up.

alliewillie 22

Thursday 25 April 2013 22:18

Spaceballs? Go back a bit further.

mzdaisylynn 12

Thursday 25 April 2013 22:22

It started with Abbott & Costello, not Spaceballs.

speedyw03 6

Thursday 25 April 2013 22:57

Honestly, the man sounds like he's a bum.

narkill 13

Thursday 25 April 2013 23:12

OOPS! HAS TO DO WITH WEED,BETTER SAY YDI! CAUSE,YOU KNOW???WEED IS BAD!

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