Le epic bacon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 255
You deserved it 50 710

Top comments

Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!

I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.

Comments

PYLrulz 17

You hate bacon?!? What are you, Jewish?!?

OMG Americans, what is it with you and bacon? I mean, i got it it's good, but no need to obsess over it, this is just too weird, i don't get it ^^

punkin_26 16

I'm guessing your French since your profile doesn't specify, but I will enlighten you. Bacon is an American delicacy. And as far as popular foods from around the world is concerned, I will take bacon over Foie Gras or Ortolan any day. And don't even get me started on those nasty Asian foods. French people were so obsessed with eating this poor tiny bird that it nearly went extinct and it is now illegal to eat it. That's not even the bad part it is HOW it was prepared then eaten. What they do to the geese for Foie Gras is the most repulsive thing I've ever heard of. Here in America we love bacon!!!!Atleast the majority does and in a Democratic society majority rules! If you have a problem with that get the F out!

punkin_26 16

OK! pull that baguette out of YOUR ass and listen up dipshit! Never said anything bad about the French. Mearly stating that there are other food it the world that are much more disgusting than Bacon. Most of which come from France. Do you even know what I'm talking about? And by the way-correcting everyone on the proper use of your and you're...lame and over done. A simple typo doesn't make someone and idiot. I think you may be the one overreacting here.

kaitlyn3xo 0

obviously that's why they did it why else would someone make you a tower of bacon for your birthday

what guy could possibly hate bacon? u shemale!

livedandlaughed 10
ciindee 0

Is it POSSIBLE to hate bacon ? unless yoour allergic .

jewel_blonde211 0

HOW DO U HATE BACON !?!?! YDI!!!! I'D DO ANYTHING FOR A BACON CASTLE !!!!!!!! :O