Love and Transportation: Leave people alone

Mariazzz - insulting someone's looks here will result in a moderated comment and KaySL's entire set of Tiger Woods golf clubs up your ass. If you really want to insult someone's looks, go find an ugly toddler at a grocery store.

Xpensive 0

Monday 4 April 2011 14:37

did ask or demand her name and number??

zeta24 0

Monday 4 April 2011 14:56

was she blonde??

Easyaccess 0

Monday 4 April 2011 17:48

most probably ......lol

Rebi3144 8

Monday 4 April 2011 15:00

Doc, you need to prescribe me some of that LSD because you're too funny for my little mind to handle.

ergo_fml 13

Monday 4 April 2011 15:07

YDI for probably being creepy.

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 4 April 2011 15:12

tell her you're trying to steal her heart. or something. |the kid|

ifiFaLL 1

Monday 4 April 2011 15:17

You must be black.

nothingtodisplay 7

Monday 4 April 2011 15:27

you should have robbed her and then rapped her...

ArthursLifeSucks 2

Monday 4 April 2011 16:17

Here's a little post-robbery rap for her: "Yo yo yo, ya bitch, I just took yah purse. Ya oughta give props, you're not in a hearse."

MissBunny25 0

Monday 4 April 2011 19:19

^^^ :D

Tuesdays76 0

Monday 4 April 2011 16:18

Well take a shower, brush your teeth, wear clean clothes, and smile. Next time you might not look so mean.

Capt_Oblivious 10

Monday 4 April 2011 16:56

Tell her, "why yes you are, of your dignity if you accept a date with me".

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