Leave people alone

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Mozambique

Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML
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Alex_The_Human 2

what we have here, is failure, to communicate.

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Alex_The_Human 2

what we have here, is failure, to communicate.

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MyNameIsBruce 0

Cold Hand Luke

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BananaPancakesJJ 0

Guns N' Roses- Civil War?

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sourgirl101 28

Excellent movie. Excellent song. (:

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paras0mnia 3

Be grateful you got a response; beats being ignored :P

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itsamberyall 0

i absolutely love your profile pic fellow parawhore. ^_^

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leearm104 4

not true at all. not all attention is good attention.

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enonymous 8

The answer is yes. You robbed her of 5-10minutes of her life she will never get back. You robbed me of 20 seconds I will never get back... funny my wife told me that last night during sex too... anyway op stop robbing people

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sourgirl101 28

20 seconds? You stud!

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enonymous 8

I know! I was going for the full 60 seconds of fury but got too excited and boom goes the dynamite

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sourgirl101 28

Haha. Let me guess. You explained to your wife that if she wasn't so "hot" this sort of thing wouldn't happen.

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enonymous 8

Nah more like "hurry up

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enonymous 8

sigh things that happen when your iPhone app looks like it crashed. anyway sportscenter was coming up and I'm not missing march madness talk

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sourgirl101 28

Hell ya, March Madness! I'm expecting a huge turn out, at my bar tonight. Just hate that the game starts so late.):

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enonymous 8

I'm expecting a huge turn out as well on my laz-e-boy.

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kryviar 0

you were robbing her heart.<3

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DiamondFinish 0

Queer ass response

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leeshxx 3

totally off topic but ur very handsome :)

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mismonroe 0

Might as well have gone with it.

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DiamondFinish 0

Lol Were you a certain color perhaps?

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DocBastard 38

Green? Mauve? Puce? Lavender? What the **** are you trying to say here exactly, ass goblin?

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RedPillSucks 31

Doc, unfortunately, that is the way some people will react.

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DocBastard 38

Sure Red, but that doesn't mean I have to like or accept it. I've noticed several other similar comments evaporate into the ether. Some kind mod is thankfully keeping the comment section clean.

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hammerfall26 6

was it cuz your black? damn stereotypes!

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