Transportation, Embarrassing, Awkward and AITA: Let em in

Let em in

By Kerrilyn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

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Today, I was getting ready to load my groceries in my car when my remote wouldn't work and neither would my key to unlock it. A cute young guy came over, not to help but to ask me what the hell I was doing to his car. My car, that looked exactly like his, was on the other side of the lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML

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Evildude 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:08

.....So if someone talks to you...........the first thing you think is "he is going to attack me" YDI

paperfox_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:07

Was he hammering on the window with his fist and bellowing at you all scary-like? I'm guessing not. YDI.

Comments

manoverboard 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:15

Paranoid much? Couldn't you see his uniform? And #5: Learn to spell. And use correct grammar.

seonfire 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:17

Hey I would do the exact same, I blow people off too when they try and talk to me in my car. And if someone started tapping on my window I would be a little nervous.

Starrlife_101 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:23

better question then why you freaked out is why did your mom take you to go get beer????????

panda_rectum 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:24

I second #11's motion.

SaintJared 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:37

"I blow people off too when they try and talk to me in my car." #12 Maybe you could show me what you meant?

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:43

Sometimes I'm like that if I'm having a bad day. Other than that, I generally don't care if someone comes up to the car. Unless my window's open and I just so happen to be sitting there. That would make me a little uncomfortable unless I knew them, I guess. But if it's a cute guy... That's a completely different story altogether.

hustler123 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:44

hey hey hey #16 btr watch it haha jk i am caps lock was on nd i was like hmmm y dont i jus type like this and sryyy #11 if i like using i.m form wen i talk jeezzzz wat r u a language arts teacher ??? lol

gsuboy 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:46

wait so you're initial instinct is to curse out your attacker...?

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:46

@hustler123: No, but it's painful to read chatspeak. Some people don't understand the completely ridiculous acronyms you come up with. Plus, pressing the shift key, and actually writing the entire word out, wouldn't take that much time out of your day, so it really just makes you look illiterate.