Kids, Dogs and Intimacy: Life imitates art - FML

Life imitates art

By awkwardsituation - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year-old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML

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iSitt 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 16:38

it's the next travelocity commercial

jrkarikas 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 16:45

YDI for having an easy garden gnome.

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ladyluck82 9

Sunday 11 July 2010 17:18

Well, I think YDI...great

pwincessa23 1

Sunday 11 July 2010 22:50

lol

niles_f1 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 17:21

Ok, that sucks and is rather embarrassing, but it's freakin' hilarious! if you have a video camera, film her next reenactment. It'll help you remember the cute days when she's an angry teen, and her reaction should be pretty entertaining when you decide to have a family screening in ~15 years.

sosoinlove09 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 17:46

kids catch on pretty quickly.

loski87 4

Sunday 11 July 2010 22:26

you kind of look like dawn from danity Kane who is now in dirty money

sallen0046 4

Sunday 11 July 2010 17:46

This isn't a fml, this is what children do. If you don't get a reign on her imitations soon, you're going to have much bigger issues when she starts to understand what makes you upset and starts doing it just to make you angry when she's upset. Not to mention when she starts speaking coherently enough to repeat the complete and inappropriate sentences she hears.

wilkshire13 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 17:51

nt so much an FML, more of a rofl

nikkkkkki 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 17:59

well at least it wasn't a person she humped

awhsum 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 18:01

ahaha x)

ShorTiE4LyFe 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 18:01

haha probably a chihuahua. :P

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 11 July 2010 18:04

The Travelosity gnome got raped by a dog.

KingDingALing 9

Sunday 11 July 2010 22:56

someone beat you to that joke sooo...you, FAIL

OMFGITSRLYU 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 18:08

LOL NUMBER 9

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