Lightweight

By fmlTGOD - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 317
You deserved it 5 782

Top comments

CinderellaC 4

you should consult my therapist, Dr. Jack Daniel

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As long as you are not dogging her while she drinks, I don't see why it would matter

there is a CLEAR line between having a good time & having a drinking problem. maybe your girlfriend doesn't feel like you have enough fun & need to let loose a little bit. as long as it's something that you dont feel uncomfortable with ;; LIVE IT UP! :)

You're better off without her. Anyways, one day someone will dump her for drinking too much. Meanwhile you won't have to deal with that kind of problem getting in the away of your love life, well that's if you don't drink another girl like her.

PocketRockette 0

So how did it feel to date Ke$ha?

KiddNYC1O 20

You can't have a vampire girlfriend if you refuse to drink blood!

The first step to drinking more would be buying more beer.

perdix 29

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. This works both ways -- whether you drink too much or too little. You need to relinquish control of your life to a Higher Power: Captain Morgan.

She clearly sounds like she´s a dumb f*ck. U´ll find someone better!

I think the REAL reason she dumped you was because something else was too little...