Lightweight

By fmlTGOD - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
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CinderellaC 4

you should consult my therapist, Dr. Jack Daniel

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cradle6 13

It's not that bad. It's the same as a lot of beer. 5.2% or so

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rainbow19 0

This is my new favorite!!!

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betteryouthanmeb 0

You can obviously see where shell be in ten years mate. I'd be excited to get dumped for that reason !

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godofcyanide 8

Knowing what drunks in their thirties are like... Yeah, thank the fates that that clownish broad is gone. She'll be a statistic someday.

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loserman67 35

Celebrate! Go get completely shitfaced, show up at her doorstep, puke all over the place, then look her in the eye and say, "Want me back now, you ******* drunkin' bitch?"

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hayleclark 17

didn't realize that there was a required drinking amount in relationships.

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maskedman 9

I knew most relationships had a maximum for drinking but I never knew there was a minimum.

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IndigoAcrylic 9

Tell her that alcoholic drinks have too many calories, and you don't want to look like a fattie like her. ;D

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SoNotForYou 5

Gimme your ex's # , she sounds like a good time

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