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By fmlTGOD - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
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CinderellaC 4

you should consult my therapist, Dr. Jack Daniel

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me_the_maniak 14

hahaha .. she would never break up with me :D

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maddieking 2

Her loss. She coulda had a dd and someone to party with that actually liked her.

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bugsfunny 0

Dude same here, i don't drink, i don't go party, i don't hang out anymore and i don't do stupid stuff just to be a perfect BF but this girl im dating now thinks im a loser and i should drink a lot and go party. Girls are so stupid!

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ban_anaa 0

Don't assume all girls are stupid just because your current girlfriend is a dumb-ass. Thank you.

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RubiksCubeIsLife 4

Most girls just don't know what they want. Which makes them become more immature. (and I'm a girl telling you this.) not all girls are idiots, just ..the majority lol

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Lacrosse00 0

Haha....so what shes saying is she wants a guy who drinks belligerently and probably wants an abusive relationship. Unless of course ur an uptight pussy. Then yes you should drink.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Unless OP is a teetotaller and is a complete prude about it, sounds like OP is better off without her.

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Jasonf6 0

Sounds like she's a bitch would would only end up mooching off you and/or pregnant all the while being an alchy.

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RockstarRN 10

She did you a favor. Thank that crazy bit@h!

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uknowitsJAIME 0

What is her problem...does she drink too much and thinks you drink nothing? Lol

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Trent_21 6

Wats her number. sounds like my SOULMATE

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henrygondorff 2

That was my first thought.

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