Lose-lose situation

By suckerrrrr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I bought a top, along with some other things. I went to the restroom and had diarrhea, but there was no toilet paper in the stall. I had to use the receipt from the store. I then realized the clerk hadn't put the top in the bag. I needed that receipt to get the top. FML
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Stunt_fml 5

That's just really crappy situation. Sucks.

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ArtsySwag 0

That's why you check before using the toilet :). But a receipt?? Really?? That wouldn't even do much good... with diarrhea, you have to wipe like a billion times :P. I would've just waited until a person came in lol.

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mylittlecrow 0

mwahahahaha should have wiped yourself all over the walls in protest:p

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sheheartsthings 0

Lol maybe if you explained the situation.. Otherwise, go back and steal the top. ;D

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elen25 0

Oh that totally sucks, but you should've asked someone for toilet paper if they were in the stall next to you. Or run to the next stall when no one was in the washroom. I don't see how a receipt would clean your ass.

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sheheartsthings 0

Lmao #3 why are you talking to yourself

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Puolukka 4

#15 She didn't just a buy the top...she bought several pieces of clothing and only the top was missing from the bag...

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xerao 0

#25, just seems like common sense to me to check your bag before you leave.

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houseofboringx 0

That's really... gross... FYL frdefinitely, though.

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Bobskoo 0

a receipt can't be very absorbant? I'd've used the clothes in the bag. You can always wash 'em when you get home.

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