Losing it

By emegemerald - 04/07/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, I went to visit my great-grandma. I saw that her dog had this red fluid on his ear, so I asked my grandma about it. She said she put red finger nail-polish in his ear so she could tell the difference between 'all' of her dogs. She only has one dog. FML
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ambowew 7

It's a subtle hint that you're the second dog in that household. I advise you to check your ear - I'm sure she marked you in your sleep.

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Musickal 16

Wait, why on EARTH was my comment moderated? I was merely curious as to why someone would feel F'd by the (harmless) antics of an aging person. :/ Seriously? Why was MY carefully worded and thought-out comment moderated when comments on an FML about a mother-in-law unwittingly shredding their daughter's work containing such gems as, "Kill the dumb bitch," get past?

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Lizza330 28

I'm waiting for this to get moderated…

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Lizza330 28

…I didn't comment on my own post.

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akd1v 0

time to put her ass in a home

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Musickal 16

She could already be in a home! Some "homes" allow pets. :D

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BigWiggly 0

I feel like bringing her whole body would be more effective than just her ass.

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kut19 6

why is this your fml? it should be granny's fml.

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Musickal 16

I totally agree with you! *grumbles* But when I posted that, I was moderated because "invalidating someone else's FML isn't the point".

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DocBastard 38

So she did it to tell the difference between all of her dog?

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Rynow 7

Parts of the dog all look the same. Red in the ear, blue in the eye

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Livinia 11

I'm guessing you and your grandma are all the other dogs.

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coltsrock37 15

if not, the problem must really be dogging her

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JoeyPterodactyl 0

Wow, how's your life going to recover?

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cooluka 0

why is this so bad for you to put it on FML? she is old thats all

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namhowell 6

My thought exactly!

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finalyearsofhate 22

she probably has dementia and needs medication to stop the progression. you need to bring his up with your family, not fml. you have NO idea what's in store for you.

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