Losing streak

By Pizza-less - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here" from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML
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herpitydurteedur 0

Kill them >:3 I'd just be like oh hey I'm leaving and when they ask why just say oh cause I wouldn't want you to to feel like you have to share your precious pizza with me so I'll just go home.

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ritzbits 0

pizza is delicious, you should have found them and took a slice.

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hairguitarhero 5

One time a douchebag looked at my cell phone. I punched it in the damn face. douchebag.

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Ballin8864 4

Just nonchalantly walk upstairs, and be like " oh cool, pizza! Can I have some?" then they obviously can't say no. X]

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Pupza7 6

That's the time when you should start shooting your partner he'll get the hint sooner or later

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mike3775 35

What the OP's friend's dad did was wrong. It doesn't matter if they can afford it or not, its just rude to tell the kid to come and eat and not offer the guest anything. If he didn't want to share food, have the guest leave and come back later.

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tibbz87 5

His dad is shitty. For just feeding ur friend and not u. That's really **** up. Ur his guest dude

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TheHolyLama 0

Well guess your friend agrees.

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captainbj2 0

Why does everyone think this was wrong of the dad? The fact that the op checked his BF's phone should give everyone an indication of the op's character. He probably outstayed his welcome, and parents were fed up. Going through your friend's private stuff is a really good indication....

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mike3775 35

Yes the OP was also wrong, but when my kids have friends over, if I have no intention of feeding them, I go to them and tell them its almost time to eat so they will have to leave and come back in an hour. I don't leave them in the house and not bother with them. Its the same thing their friends parents for the most part do to them as well. I would say 90% of the time, I feed my kids friend, and they feed mine, but when we are not going to, we ask them to leave. Not sneak around them and leave them hanging

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watsonn 2

Dont feel bad! Thats happenes to me before

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