Love, Gamers, Awkward and Parents: Losing streak

Losing streak

By Pizza-less - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here" from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

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You deserved it 8 159

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By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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You deserved it 3 252

Thanks dad…

By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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You deserved it 2 607

By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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You deserved it 5 341

By tooflufoschool - 14/10/2009 13:00 - United States

Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML

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You deserved it 5 535

Don't believe the hype

By Anonymous - 14/11/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I was hyping myself up to work out after weeks of being a lazy slob. I slapped my workout gear on, got my Spotify playlist ready, and just as I was about to start, my friend texted me asking if I wanted pizza. I’m now in my workout clothes, eating pizza on his couch. FML

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You deserved it 461

By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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You deserved it 7 527

By maza - 09/08/2019 22:00

Today, I made a nice meal for myself and sat down to eat. Suddenly, my dad burst into my room saying, “We have to go.” This isn’t the first time it’s happened, nor was it an emergency. My family just doesn’t tell me when we have plans. FML

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You deserved it 177

By has-evil-friends - 26/11/2009 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML

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You deserved it 3 624

By ohhhjaymo13 - 05/02/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML

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You deserved it 3 376

Busted

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 1 274

herpitydurteedur 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 12:20

Kill them >:3 I'd just be like oh hey I'm leaving and when they ask why just say oh cause I wouldn't want you to to feel like you have to share your precious pizza with me so I'll just go home.

ritzbits 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 12:18

pizza is delicious, you should have found them and took a slice.

Comments

tennischik211 11

Sunday 4 September 2011 14:16

He didn't take his phone with him?

molly2moon 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 18:19

Why would you take your phone to the toilet

tennischik211 11

Tuesday 6 September 2011 3:56

He can't just leave his phone at his friend's house.

JayJ17 7

Tuesday 6 September 2011 7:58

They could have each eaten less than they usually it's not that hard. They just chose not too...

Rach227 8

Sunday 4 September 2011 14:17

FYL and YDI he shouldn't have done that but you shouldn't have checked his phone it's private

addesso 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 14:23

That blows,I hope you blew his ass up!

chels1994 11

Sunday 4 September 2011 14:24

but hey at least you're playing a good game (;

chels1994 11

Tuesday 4 October 2011 23:34

okay let me rephrase cuz y'all are sensative. at least I THINK you're playing a good game :)

KaelaKhaotic 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 14:32

Barge in and take some. >:D

lidemocr 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 14:33

Am I the only one here who thinks there is way more to the story? For instance, what if OP is at this guys house ALL the time and eats this family's food so much that OPs dad was fed up with it? I can totally see this. It doesn't necessarily make it right what they did but certainly more understandable. Just an idea.

tanksdad 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 22:33

I agree with you. There's always kids at my house and they freaking eat everything. Sometimes it's like enough is enough. I prolly would have just sent the kid home though and told him to come back in an hour

lidemocr 0

Monday 5 September 2011 1:13

YES! what people don't understand is what a strain that can be. I mean if I'd have wanted another kid I would have had one, right? I could understand if it was an extremely close family friend or a relative but this nerd is probably over there 24/7 playing that game and eating constantly. Just my 2 cents

jessluvezsam 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 14:35

WTF? Who does that?? Lol

lovelinkinpark 1

Sunday 4 September 2011 14:41

You deserved it because he plays cod and cod sucks

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 4 September 2011 16:22

A true gamer would appreciate all games, and keep his opinions to himself a 12 year old ( ie you ) would spew verbal diarrhea about a game which has a large fanbase plus he doesnt deserve it because of some damn game.