Losing streak

By Pizza-less - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here" from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 080
You deserved it 8 159

Same thing different taste

Top comments

herpitydurteedur 0

Kill them >:3 I'd just be like oh hey I'm leaving and when they ask why just say oh cause I wouldn't want you to to feel like you have to share your precious pizza with me so I'll just go home.

ritzbits 0

pizza is delicious, you should have found them and took a slice.

Comments

nachtfee 9

Rude. You don't have a meal while a guest is over and not offer to feed them.

nachtfee 9

Erm... I don't think anyone ever argued that its' "required by law" to feed a guest. Rude is the only contention people are making, and yet you're acting like you're arguing.

Sidda92kid 1

Lol his dad is a dick. You should of got up and went to the kitchen and acted surprised and said wow you have pizza then ate it

ThatSpartanChick 0

Mi mom used to wait till after mi friends leave to eat -_-

Sammansix 3

First of all don't be dumbasses if his dad didn't know his friend was here then why would he text him to come eat?

kittyLoveZombiez 0

Awh that's dick >:/ lower his score thingy on the game ^__^ and then just go where ever they are And be like "oh there's pizza?, can I get some"

You checked his phone? You're like a jealous, nosy, needy girlfriend. No wonder he didn't feed you.

Taylorrr005 0

Funny, but why would you look at his phone?

KylieG818 13

you shouldn't be checking other people's phones...... so YDI, but your friend is stupid to leave a friend over food. he must really like his pizza!