Major red flag

By notpregnant - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Italy

Today, I woke up with a pillow under my t-shirt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to "see if I would look hot even when pregnant". We've been dating for three weeks now. FML
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wannabesinger 16

If you've only been dating for 3 weeks then why are you already sleeping together?

and you're not ashamed of calling people like him "boyfriend"? and you sleep together after a 3 week relationship? god.

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What I don't understand is how you don't wake up when someone (theoretically) rolls you over, lifts up your shirt, stuffs a pillow against your belly, pulls your shirt back down over it and sits there looking at you. Either he's David Copperfield or you're the most ridiculously heavy sleeper in the world.

A loose shirt (pajama top?) and she's not exactly a light sleeper? Bet my husband could do it to me without me waking up, if I slept on my back. xD (But I stopped doing that once I hit 4 months, I'm too huge now.)

cel123456789 0

he wants to break up with u :)

nonameLiz 0

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ROFLsyrup 0

He's curious. Guys always think about that kinda thing, but not all of them necessarily try to find out how you'd look. He should have used a basketball. More accurate.

rawrcarrawr 0