Love: Manlet issues

Manlet issues

By falling short - 20/03/2015 15:26 - India - Mumbai

Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML

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By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 10:00 - Sierra Leone

Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML

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Bizarre Love Triangle

By SalemSyfer - 25/01/2021 10:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML

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By Mimo - 23/06/2016 10:18 - Egypt

Today, my best friend told me she's been in love with me for over 4 years. I'm getting married to the man of my dreams in a month and she's supposed to be my bridesmaid. "Awkward" doesn't even begin to describe our friendship right now. FML

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By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 08:03 - United States

Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML

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False hope

By :(( - 14/06/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

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I don't need to see this

By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 06:32 - India - Kaul

Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML

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Bad friends

By Anonymous - 23/07/2024 02:00 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML

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Rom-com

By Anonymous - 15/10/2020 11:02

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML

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feven 32

Friday 20 March 2015 23:56

If she's willing to give up the guy she likes for a height difference then that's just pathetic.

Welshite 39

Friday 20 March 2015 23:59

Wear stilts. Problem solved.

Comments

fitchick1612 6

Sunday 22 March 2015 15:53

I can't be with someone under 6 feet and I'm 5'4. short guys just dnt look right with girls taller than them.

newyorkcityguy 9

Sunday 22 March 2015 23:26

Are you kidding? Every man I have ever met is taller than you but you won't accept someone under 6 feet lmao

LTSMKASTRY 5

Sunday 22 March 2015 16:28

Is she 15 sounds like she is 15, teenage priorities...

Pointy 12

Sunday 22 March 2015 17:11

Cut off her legs and use them as your own.

LadyNightowl 17

Sunday 22 March 2015 22:32

I prefer to date people who are taller than me too, but that's just ridiculous. Either let her go due to her shallowness or buy thick soled shoes. Your choice.

seriouslygrowup 11

Monday 23 March 2015 9:17

sorry to say her feelings she confessed isn't real then. love conquers all. time to move on until she sees you happy in a relationship. maybe then she will wake up and not be as superficial. my cousin is 1 foot shorter than his now wife. she also had the same mindset. took him time, but convinced her

JetCyclone27 18

Monday 23 March 2015 13:36

That's ******* sexist

Korpz13 16

Monday 23 March 2015 20:00

Dem feels man.. X_X

Acid1260 21

Thursday 26 March 2015 22:33

Wear boots for a couple of more inches.

Not_The_doctor 6

Friday 3 April 2015 3:26

same exact thing happened to me!

famoose 7

Sunday 26 April 2015 3:56

as a 5'9" female, I agree with her. I can't have crushes on guys who are more than a half inch shorter. It's just my law. (although if you like each other that's kinda stupid. But if height really matters that much she doesn't like you enough)