Love: Manlet issues

Manlet issues

By falling short - 20/03/2015 15:26 - India - Mumbai

Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML

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By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 10:00 - Sierra Leone

Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML

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Bizarre Love Triangle

By SalemSyfer - 25/01/2021 10:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML

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By Mimo - 23/06/2016 10:18 - Egypt

Today, my best friend told me she's been in love with me for over 4 years. I'm getting married to the man of my dreams in a month and she's supposed to be my bridesmaid. "Awkward" doesn't even begin to describe our friendship right now. FML

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By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 08:03 - United States

Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML

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False hope

By :(( - 14/06/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

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I don't need to see this

By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 06:32 - India - Kaul

Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML

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Bad friends

By Anonymous - 23/07/2024 02:00 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML

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Rom-com

By Anonymous - 15/10/2020 11:02

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML

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feven 32

Friday 20 March 2015 23:56

If she's willing to give up the guy she likes for a height difference then that's just pathetic.

Welshite 39

Friday 20 March 2015 23:59

Wear stilts. Problem solved.

Comments

shinikageWolf 15

Saturday 21 March 2015 16:31

Time to break out the platform shoes.

kalbrek009 20

Saturday 21 March 2015 16:40

Been there...too short (by 2") to old or young (by 6 months to 1 year)...the worst is when they tell you they can't go out with you "because their friends would stop talking to them" or say "I love you as a friend/like a brother"

thatonetribute 31

Saturday 21 March 2015 16:52

Awe, I'm sorry, op. Girls are weird.

MockenJ 6

Saturday 21 March 2015 17:04

Yeah if she really loved you then physical stuff wouldnt matter.

Ted_brosby 4

Saturday 21 March 2015 17:09

Can't be made at her, everyone has certain standards. I'm 6'2" I would never date a girl taller than me. But over time people change. If he keeps trying he might be able to get her.

lilevilsmurf 4

Saturday 21 March 2015 17:28

wtf I had a boy pull this to me once....in the fifth friggin grade! Girl needs to grow up.

demonicninja 15

Saturday 21 March 2015 18:00

Give it time. She will see how height does not matter, maybe in the future we will see another fml featuring you two together. Of course if it is in fml format then that's not to good.