Health, Cute and Skincare: Manly man

Manly man

By takinabreak - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "Radiance Ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "Radiance Ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

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Glitterati

By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 12:00

Today, my girlfriend and her friends mocked my "fragile masculinity" because I bought men's body wash instead of sharing her body wash. Her body wash is full of glitter, which irritates my skin horribly. FML

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Bubbles

By soapgirl - 13/08/2009 16:07 - Philippines

Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML

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You deserved it 65 053

By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 04:30

Today, I sparkled because of this glitter bar my mother got me from Lush. I didn't realize until after I got out of the shower that it wasn't just ordinary soap. I tried to wipe off the glitter. It wouldn't come off. FML

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Tasty snack

By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 11:00 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML

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Fancy a snatch? A *snack, sorry.

By Crabcake - 21/09/2017 19:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML

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You deserved it 964

By Anonyme - 27/03/2015 09:50 - France - Laill

Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML

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By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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You deserved it 5 672

By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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You deserved it 33 352

By IB6UB9 - 28/11/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

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You deserved it 6 977

By chapstick - 09/01/2014 03:23 - United States - San Dimas

Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 896

You deserved it 13 698

barroomhero 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:05

It's okay, every girl who sees you will jump you.

Fml37 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:06

You don't sparkle, you flame :p

Comments

TheLetterZero 7

Friday 10 July 2009 23:16

Congratulations! You are now similar to a failure who thinks he's a vampire! Such a disgrace to vampires, that book...

redbluegreen 40

Friday 10 July 2009 23:18

Hey, at least you smell manly.

blarney 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:19

hope you find a nice boyfriend. hahaha.

awoodenhouse 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:20

my god, how disturbing is it that we all immediately think of glimmering vampires when we read this... **** you, edward cullen. **** you.

indian_goddess 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 2:22

lol! agreed

Dranoel_Nyletak 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 22:23

I agree. **** our lives for being corrupted by such utter stupidity as glittering vampires. :P

The_Dreamer 0

Monday 13 July 2009 8:21

completely agree. THAT's why I came in to see the comments! I knew everyone was gonna mention Edward Cullen! lol! I think I'm gonna use the bodywash so I can make this Twilight-obsessed girl notice me! lol

strawberry_78 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:21

Edward Cullen effect :) nothing wrong with that!

shananigans 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:23

Unless he gets jumped by rabid fangirls.

kaitlynadele 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 11:37

yes there is.

ZeroZenX 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:22

You'll pick up all the underage girls now heh. Good luck.

slinkiess 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:23

haha you stole what i was going to say. i like your style, #2.

XvxvX 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:24

Em, actually everythings wrong about that... rabid fangirls..gay guys..shimmery glow... lol

A_Wolfe 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:25

I'm 17 and a lesbian, but I still love Edward Cullen. I'd hit it.

Lonely_Lez 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:31

lol, exact same for me only I'm not 17.

imkendra 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 0:24

LOL!

pizz0wn3d 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:25

twilight fags gtfo. You assholes ruined this FML for me.

lifeislife_fml 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:35

I agree. Twilight is probably the shittiest thing I've ever read.

carolinepwns 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 4:40

AGREED x 1,000,000

friscocali 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 4:59

Wait, you had to read it to figure that out? I'm pretty sure twilight is the shittiest thing I've never read, and that includes a lot.

americayay 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 5:30

#242 OBVIOUSLY that includes a lot. It's really very unfair to judge people for liking a book you've never read.

StealthStorm67 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 8:06

You don't have to read it, just the fact that a million butt-******* ugly girls are obsessed and have their lives revolve around "vampires" and some fictionary dude. And some retarded girls killed themselves over it? Seriously this books worse than a ******* cult. And I can talk, cuz i watched about half the movie....Well, i went to a girls house and she wanted me to watch it with her, but it was so ******* gay, I just got head from her to take my mind off that stupid shit.