Health, Cute and Skincare: Manly man

Manly man

By takinabreak - 10/07/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "Radiance Ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "Radiance Ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

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Glitterati

By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 12:00

Today, my girlfriend and her friends mocked my "fragile masculinity" because I bought men's body wash instead of sharing her body wash. Her body wash is full of glitter, which irritates my skin horribly. FML

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Bubbles

By soapgirl - 13/08/2009 16:07 - Philippines

Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 04:30

Today, I sparkled because of this glitter bar my mother got me from Lush. I didn't realize until after I got out of the shower that it wasn't just ordinary soap. I tried to wipe off the glitter. It wouldn't come off. FML

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Tasty snack

By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 11:00 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML

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Fancy a snatch? A *snack, sorry.

By Crabcake - 21/09/2017 19:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML

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By Anonyme - 27/03/2015 09:50 - France - Laill

Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML

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By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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By IB6UB9 - 28/11/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

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By chapstick - 09/01/2014 03:23 - United States - San Dimas

Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML

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You deserved it 13 695

barroomhero 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:05

It's okay, every girl who sees you will jump you.

Fml37 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:06

You don't sparkle, you flame :p

Comments

Malexhe 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:25

Good news: Girls will be going mad over you. Bad News: Most of them will either be fat pimple faced goth girls, mentally unsound, or both.

JaneChemi_fml 21

Thursday 14 March 2013 9:26

and where did you get those statistics?

Amkii 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:26

Are you sure you're not a Twilight vampire? If you are, I'd have to shove garlic in your face and get my stake ready.

vvvalori 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:32

ahahaha...Stakes won't work on a Twilight Vampire :)lol OP-That's what you get for using girl's soap. And it doesn't smell manly at all, btw.

heyxmoon 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:27

Maybe you'll pick up a mass amount of underage Twilight fangirls. :) FYL.

lapetitesinge 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:28

I thought the same thing! Heh. I used sparkle body lotion without meaning to once and was horrified to discover my Cullen-ness when I ran out the door to go to work, but at least I'm a girl.

Chimaera_fml 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:30

Just stay away from the girl in this vid and you'll be juuuust fine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLvNGZjMt8I She's... a little scary.

BunnyEars 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:03

Oh. GOD SHE'S CREEPY. D8

laurilauri 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 2:41

O.O what the...? Oh my gosh.. I'm scared for the world...

barlessprison 16

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:03

FML for even knowing what video that was before I visited the link.

Blackrose13 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 22:09

Did you see her video with her song? It was scary as hell. Some people in the fandom are really scary as hell,a and in massive need of a life.

Dead_and_Gone 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:31

haha, girls like boys who sparkle

flyingpan8 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:33

go twilight man go!

tenthmuse 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:35

What I'd like to know is, what exactly is the problem with just using normal soap? You make it sound like a bad thing XD I never use anything other than just regular soap.