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By LockedOut - 25/07/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By Argh - 03/11/2013 20:18 - France - Saivres

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By burning balls of fuck this - 25/02/2013 22:30 - United States - Oakton

Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2019 00:00

Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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Duckie101 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 9:58

I dont think u thought this through

caseyface0801 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 9:58

1st off) Always always alwayssss have spare keys! 2nd) If your car got stolen with your house keys.. change your locks. 3rd) It's usually a good idea to have a trusted friend or family member keep a spare house/car key just in case!!! That sucks ass tho!

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biglizqotwf 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:37

as a fellow former technician, i can tell you that it's not problem to have the necessities on your key chain. mind contain house key, car key and remote, little discount key cards, and one small keychain. it's when youhave the work keys and oodles of unnecessary keychains that the problem starts. and maybe you have a purse? extra keys can go in there.

meltingwalls 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:40

why the hell would you lock the house key in the glove box? havent you heard of a pocket! god, public schooling really let some people down..

caught22 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:56

you obviously are somewhere with internet so you're not that bad off. and... ever heard of a locksmith? they can change your locks. hello!!! still sucks about your car. but you are not "locked out of your house" really.

VoGuE221 5

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:49

you didn't give someone a spare house key in case you lose yours?

may_cause_fail 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 21:57

I get the feeling that two keys wouldn't kill your ignition. Maybe if you had lots of useless keychains with them, then it would be a problem. But two keys? Lol. Clearly, you need a better solution. It would have also been a problem if you had lost your car keys or something similar, which happens often. YDI.

love_fml_a_lot 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:33

dumbest fml ever.... wasn't even enjoyable to read FYL cause that sucks but don't but stupid stuff that isn't even worth looking at on here

xxbydesign 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:41

idiot; you totally deserve this one. Just because you seperate them doesn't mean you should ever not have them on your person! What a dumbass...

26242 0

Monday 27 July 2009 7:46

Phil's gonna get a Reptar space helmet for Christmas... but he doesn't have his Reptar doll. And Lil's gonna get crayons... but she doesn't have her coloring book! I'm bad, Cynthia. Real bad.