Meh

By Meh - 18/07/2009 15:51 - United States

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Today, I tried to surprise my husband because our sex life is lacking. We have planned sex Tuesday night, every week, with the lights off. When he came home for lunch, I was naked and waiting for him. He took one look and said, "I forgot you looked like that. Meh, I'm going back to work." FML
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jjenniferr05 0

What the **** is wrong with people?! Way to put the poor woman down even further, seriously. A woman does put on weight, not have her old looks as she gets older.. True love is about loving someone, for who they are. And truly, if he really had a problem, then he should have sat her down and sensitively talked about how he felt she wasn't doing herself justice. You don't even know that she's put on weight, or that she's let herself go, He could just be being a dick! The people on here sometimes make me so angry. No one should ever be talked to like that - 'I forgot you looked like that' - that's downright outrageous! She's probably had kids, and kept the weight from it, Or perhaps she has a few wrinkles cause she doesn't have botox. Honest to god. People are so obsessed with looks these days - they do matter, but if you love someone, you love them no matter what.

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AlwaysRejected 0

Okay, if he AGREED to a weekly schedule, then FYL. But if you just felt like it, who says he should feel the same? I know most guys would gladly entertain such advances (given that the girl is attractive), but if a woman can reject, so can a man.

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selenes 0

#19, I'm actually a woman. And no man expects Barbie. They just expect you to stay in shape and not dress like a she-man. It's not that hard to do your hair, put some make up on or exercise.

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marxmarv 0

YDI for being monogamous.

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tinyphreak 0

That's what "divorce and finding a real man" sounds like. However, like cpatrick820 said, if you've stopped exercising and you were doing that sort of thing before, you should keep doing it -- not making any assumptions or anything, just covering possible situations. If you feel that you've made every possible effort, without slowly killing yourself (i.e. starving), to keep in shape then it's really time to stop being clingy or settling down. Ditch him, being married isn't worth being treated like dirt.

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wowfmlife 0

Ugh people are so obsessed with sex, I hate it

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paperfox_fml 0

Sweetie, you're 15. You're not allowed to have an opinion about sex, because you don't know anything about it. Now go do your homework.

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Nixx_has_2_xs 0

She has every right to have an opinion on sex. Why do adults assume that teenagers don't have to deal with the thought of sex everyday? With the perverted mainstream music, the perverted high school boys, and the perverted reality shows, we might just have to deal with it more often than adults. Maybe if you would open your eyes, you would realize that.

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Entheatus 13

Most of the people I know first started learning about sex when they were 10. At 15 she's quite old enough to know about sex, and in all probability knows more about it than you. Now ease your foot out of your mouth and use it to sharply kick yourself off the computer.

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JTHomer 13

Unfortunately, you're comment SOMEHOW wins most ignorant comment in the comments, even over all the ones above, simply because i know for a fact a) 50% of highschool students lose their virginity before grade 11, and b) Im 15 and in grade 11 and have had sex before, so I'm preeeetty sure I can have an opinion about it. That's like me saying "oh hunny, you can't have an opinion about underage sex because you're 42, now run along to work". Sounds ignorant, eh?

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Chr0nicdreamz 0

why don't you do that to him on a Tuesday night. then pull out a vibe instead LOL

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nikki1001 0

Guys, maybe she's not fat. Maybe she just has no boobs. Anyway, if he married you for looks than you're ******. If he didn't, then he shouldn't be rejecting you because of your looks, it shouldn't matter to him. Sex is sex, for God's sake!! Who passes that shit up?!

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xTIGERxLILYx 0

EXACTLY!! Besides, I can guarantee you chances are that OP's husband is the over weight one, not her. He's insecurities more than likely account for him not wanting to sex anytime other than tuesday nights in the dark. She probably still looks like the bombshell she was when they got married and he does not. Therefore, when he came home in the middle of the day and saw her naked in the daylight, he probably freaked from the prospect of having to show himself in the daylight as well, and insulted her out of jealousy just to get away. Whatever the case, bottomline: He gets no love at all from her anymore, and i'm betting she can go out and please herself however she wants with someone who deserves her.

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plexico 3

This is a double FML! Look at what the OP has done: she's gone from being the woman for whom her husband gave up sex with every other woman in the world to one who disgusts him. She must have really become an unspeakable hag. Her husband has become a disgrace to all men! Hold your nose, close your eyes, suppress your gag reflex -- do whatever it takes squirt one off in the old lady when she jumps you at lunchtime. Sir, you are not a man.

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TuxedoBento 1

So you'd just have sex with whatever hits on you huh? Clearly he's physically repulsed. Normal people don't do things that they're repulsed by just to "be a man". Having sex does NOT make you a man. Like wow, way over-rated.

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