Meh

By Meh - 18/07/2009 15:51 - United States

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Today, I tried to surprise my husband because our sex life is lacking. We have planned sex Tuesday night, every week, with the lights off. When he came home for lunch, I was naked and waiting for him. He took one look and said, "I forgot you looked like that. Meh, I'm going back to work." FML
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jjenniferr05 0

What the **** is wrong with people?! Way to put the poor woman down even further, seriously. A woman does put on weight, not have her old looks as she gets older.. True love is about loving someone, for who they are. And truly, if he really had a problem, then he should have sat her down and sensitively talked about how he felt she wasn't doing herself justice. You don't even know that she's put on weight, or that she's let herself go, He could just be being a dick! The people on here sometimes make me so angry. No one should ever be talked to like that - 'I forgot you looked like that' - that's downright outrageous! She's probably had kids, and kept the weight from it, Or perhaps she has a few wrinkles cause she doesn't have botox. Honest to god. People are so obsessed with looks these days - they do matter, but if you love someone, you love them no matter what.

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DWdizzy 0

this has to be fake. no ones that inconsiderate

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Fateless_Fighter 0

Yea me to. Hahah, sorry but seriously, what other universe do you come from.

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hellobananas 0

I have the feeling DWdizzy is kinda young... Because people ARE that inconsiderate, and how. Oh boy, people can be mean sometimes. Anywhere from being the Average Joe jerk to the overlord of all hell.

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darkmis1 17

Where have you been living for your whole life? There's always people out there who are inconsiderate-even more so than the OPs husband. Come back to reality!

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midwestjerk 0

Sounds like it's time for someone to hit the gym.

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purple5 0

Wait... you PLAN when you're going to have it? Wow. Way to kill the romance. No wonder it's lacking!

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aback 4

So next time you see him naked, point at his dick and burst into hysterical laughter. Then enjoy a good session with your new BOB.

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AnneFTW 17

Wow your husband is a tactless ass. If he wanted you to lose a bit of weight or whatever he could've been healpful & supportive about it! I bet he doesn't look that great himself! He's a retard.

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bnfan1983 0

I doubt this will be read, but if it helps I dated a girl who walked around naked during the day time, I was very attracted to her but the nudity was a turn off. I've always liked a little mystery to the female body, a skirt or a bra or even panties, something I know I'll be removing soon.

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picturetaker 0

Awh this stinks. :[

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DJ375 0

ha ha that's histerical!!!

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