Memories
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Gainesville
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Gainesville
Men where awesome
Men are awesome? Man we're awesome? Not a good comment, anyway. Try again...or don't, rather.
Food found that.
Great screwed up my 1st comment on here no way back now
That really sucks. Something similar happened to me so I know how you feel. You can always dish something out to him and see if he likes it! Maybe if there's some important day to him coming up soon, you can be sure to forget it! Lol
Reminds me of that episode of I Love Lucy when Ricky pretends to forget and ends up getting her pearls. Who knows, maybe you will be surprised by a neckl-Ah who am I kidding, he forgot.
"Hey! It's garbage day!" *shoots* A cookie to anyone who knows the movie that came from.
F-f-free shipping? Uh.... It's Opposite day! *shoots self*
It's been proven time and again that men aren't very good at remembering dates, and you probably didn't make the situation any better by giving him a pop quiz. He probably didn't mean anything by it, so I'd cut him some slack.
16- Wrong. Guys remember important dates because they're 1)reminded of and 2)interested in what will happen on that day. I don't recall any male football or NBA fan ever missing the date of the superbowl or the playoffs. He's watching every year, planning in advance to watch with his buddies -- beer and nacho buffet included. Is he busy on that day? Nope. Schedule cleared.
Cause every day there's a super bowl or playoff commercial to remind us if someone told us when our anniversary was every day then we wouldn't forget that ether
107- You said it yourself, because they are reminded on a regular basis. It doesn't state anywhere that OP had been reminding him for days or anything. People forget stuff. It happens. Hell, I'm usually excellent with dates and I've forgotten anniversaries too. Does it mean that I didn't care about them? Nope, it means I'm human.
Is he saying your anniversary is garbage? Jk Don't take it too hard, I know plenty of people that forget their anniversary because they have too much on their plate. And don't take me wrong, it's a very important occation but either he's faking and planning something or he forgot. Good luck though! Doesn't mean he doesn't love you!
What he meant was to ask you to do your house chores.
20- Did you seriously think your profile pic is flattering? I mean you're a pretty girl but honey that picture isn't..... Ah nevermind, you look beautiful!
Say the asshole with a sex position as a pic!
STFU, nabee. You're more annoying than I am, and I'm pretty ******* annoying. Just go away.
67- I don't think anyone could be more annoying and ignorant as you!
67- OMG you're so mean. You like hurt my feelings. I don't know like what I'm gonna do! OMG Get over yourself!
Oh boy! CATFIGHT! *Grabs popcorn, soda, and lawnchairs*
wtf was the point in commenting on her appearance? grow up.
Hope he doesn't think it's the same difference.:P
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Make sure he takes himself out with the garbage.
Well, was he wrong?