Neighbours, LGBTQi and Miscellaneous: Mixed messages

Mixed messages

By mook - 15/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor confessed to me that he was homophobic and regrets that his family doesn't know it. He spent fifteen minutes explaining how much he would hate to have a gay child. I spent two hours last night convincing his son that it was the right thing to tell his family he was gay. FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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Casual homophobia

By GuyWhoCameOutFinally - 25/10/2022 16:00 - Netherlands - Eindhoven

Today, I came out to my parents and siblings as gay. They were very accepting and asked me why I waited until I was 25 to do so. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was their own homophobic remarks that kept me closeted since I realized it at 14, and that a previous coming-out to a parent was dismissed as 'a phase'. FML

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By ash - 13/06/2011 03:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML

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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By Mom - 25/07/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML

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By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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About that...

By Gay younger brother - 30/06/2018 01:30

Today, my brother came out to our parents. They weren't super happy with it, but they said that it was ok since they still had a straight son. I don't know how to tell them that I'm gay too. FML

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By ClosetMishap - 10/11/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML

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This is me

By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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Gingerly 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:08

That's why you don't get involved in other peoples' business. But FYL because you reall were trying to help the kid.

BLooDYxNiGHTS 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:10

F the kid's life. D: That's so shitty for him. His parents should accept him :/

Comments

epicFAIL_Sometim 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 0:08

YDI for involving yourself in other people's business, especially since it was of the homosexual kind.

irrelevantxx 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 0:12

Awhh, that's awful

bethechange_fml 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 0:21

I just spent the last hour convincing my friend to tell her parents she is a lesbian. Now that i see you posted that, i hope i didnt make a mistake . Ugh...

wowfmlife 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 0:25

this site should stop posting gay FMLs

plexico 3

Thursday 16 July 2009 0:26

americayay, I was trying to say that the father being homophobic was the dysfunctional part.

saailaway 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 0:27

i dont even understand why youd have to tell them your gay. its ur sex life not your parents why do they have to know. Its not like all straight guys go to their parents at some point and be like "i like girls". just live your life man. and if you do have to tell them for whatever reason, tell them when you move out so you don't have to get kicked out or live with their negativity.

FMtechL 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 18:17

Rude

GrapefruitZoe 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 0:33

I'm just gonna say you tell your neighbor that you'll have a thing or two to say if he's nasty to any of his children were they to turn out to be gay. In fact, a foot up his ass would be good if he's mean.