Monday morning blues
By desperate905 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands
By desperate905 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands
I get that ur horny, but setting ur alarm is a lil much. but hey sooner or later will come a person into ur life that will fullfill those needs at anytime:)
13, maybe a teacher could come into your life to fulfill your grammar needs.
@21 was thinking the same
I really don't understand why typing a few extra letters is so difficult, but correct me if I'm wrong.
Because it's the internet, people that type without grammar, punctuation and correct spelling don't care about that stuff when typing on the internet and texting, and I don't blame them. More people, called grammar nazis care about that stuff on this website than any other website I've been on, and it's pathetic as hell. Why do people get all bent out of shape because of inproper grammar and punctuation on the internet and let it get to them? It's america, a free country, let them type how they want instead of being grammar communists...
I can get a misspelling here or there (I thumb down grammar Nazis who have nothing better to do than point out one spelling error, when you still get what was being said (so what they said your instead of you're?!? It's not a English essay that we have to do!). Dreamers post though, that does push the boundaries of what is tolerable.
Proper grammar and correct usage of spelling and punctuation are at least as important on the Internet as they are offline. On the Internet, the way you represent yourself through your writing is the only way that people can recognize or know you. Would you rather be seen as an intelligent person who cares about his/her image, or as a lazy person who is, as far as anyone can tell, completely incapable of proper English? (or any other language, for that matter)
You do, Alan? Could have fooled me.
73-I use my IPod; there is an FML app, it's free, so u can get off your lazy asses!
My two cents to the thread and I'm done. I do agree that proper grammar and correct spelling and punctuation is important, but why should anyone on the Internet care how someone sees them on a website? I do not care if some nameless faceless person insults me on a random website, because that person doesn't know anything about me. If I do type "u" instead of "you" and someone calls me a dumbass I'm not going to be butt hurt about it. People should stop being so sensitive.
I agree. And besides many people are complaining that it's difficult to understand dreamers comment. But he didn't actually "misspell" anything. I think at this point in our 21st century we all know that ur=your and lil=little. And those are the only two words he did this with. So get over it.
198, it's mocking the Twilight book cover. Which deserves to be mocked, might I add.
actually SPAIDZ, ur=/= your here. if you weren't so ******* ignorant, you might realize the proper spelling would be "you're", as in you're ******* stupid. if there are more people in society with filled with as much bullshit as you, then i not only weep for the future, but rather not experience it entirely. if in modern society, lil=little and ur=your is your logic, then in ten years or so everyone's going to be communicating with hand motions and throat gargles. idiot.
To #166. I use my phone to access FML and it's not too difficult to type correctly. I'm not being grammar nazi but it's not too hard to turn on T9 or just use autocorrect. In fact, you have to actually try to type in text language.
Nothing like starting a day off right
Or left, whichever one you like. :L
You are not single. Either of your hands will always be your partner.
U say the perfect things, I second all ur comments like this1
What a player, eh? He has two! I wonder if they know about each other..
Lmfao
That's not amazing what's amazing is if you switch hands you gain stroke.
I guess you do whatever you gotta do.
what does horny mean
Same as randy
It's when you fall into a rose bush. Oh sorry, that's thorny.
think rhinosaurus
It's when you're extremely hungry. You just want to eat icecream cones.
You are like fourteen Please don't ask stupid questions Google it first please
lol did you really suggest a kid to Google horny
Haha. It looks like tanay is about to learn a lot more than just the meaning of the word horny. Oh well, while you're at it look up what masturbation is too. You're about to have a very "educational" day.
LOL: I'm 13, and I kno wat horny means-they tell u in 6th grade
How could you sleep? You must have willpower. If I am horny I take care of business, not set an alarm. That way I can always have another opportunity to jerk off again in the morning.
Keywords
I go to bed half an hour later.
before bed is much nicer. helps you sleep...