Mood ruiner

By RuinedTheMood - 21/09/2014 05:11 - United States - Tomball

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Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said, "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded, "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML
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fearlesscooldude 12

That is actually pretty hilarious, sorry that you lost your morning pleasures though :)

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CrazyToasterWTF 5

Honestly I wish there was a button for "your life is awesome, that's hilarious" because sometimes that's the option I'd choose lol

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natalieeliza 11

This isn't an FML, this is the greatest thing I've read on here.

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titusswan 6

Hahaha! Ur a comedian in bed! That's awesome!!! Keep up the good work!

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BreannaLeeRenee 18

this is just prime. my day is officially made.

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Pyrithium 8

Be proud, OP. Not everyone has that great of comic timing.

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yungmumma88 10

Thats epic!! well at least you know he's straight!

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worldclassrager 39

I bet you hope that passes real soon...maybe tomorrow

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CaroAurelia 12

It sucks that your sex ended abruptly but at least you and your man have a sense of humor.

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MsKatieFace 11

Disappointing yes, but still a pretty fun way to start your day :)

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