Morality?

By Grossed Out - 29/12/2011 08:16 - United States

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Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML
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DocBastard 38

What the **** does shaving your pubic hair have to do with hygiene? Shaving actually leads to ingrown hairs and infections, making it LESS hygienic. It's a CHOICE, people. Pubic hair isn't unclean or disgusting. Get a ******* clue.

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alexaaat 0

ew.. that's gotta be a killer for her gynecologist.

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ikickgingers 15

Ch ch chia pet!!!

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Enslaved 36

I got the Scooby Doo one for Christmas. Some joke! Gift exchange at work! *sigh*

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ICATiger 13

Her 'moral' has left disturbing images in all our minds..............

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xSorry_fml 10

This is not uncommon. I work in a lot of peoples bathrooms and my mantra is "They have a black dog with curly hair, they have a black dog with curly hair."

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LolCakes111 7

So you work in bathrooms singing about pubic hair? WTF?

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MistressCaitlyn 7

Mantra doesn't mean singing... And I'm guessing he's a plumber or something, so I can see what he means...

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xSorry_fml 10

"Moral" means getting shitfaced in front of your children, bad mouthing other peoples decisions and judging them.

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ehllychan 10

The mother is definitely way wrong, but coming online to tell the whole world how disgusting she thinks her mother is for not shaving her pubes doesn't make OP much better in that sense...

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sherrbear 3

For the second time, OP is a guy. Double check before making a retarded comment. Thanks.

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Enslaved 36

Do guys really look for a future wife that reminds them of their mother? Hmmmm?

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shrekus 0

I'm looking for a good women that works hard and respects herself and her man...with that being said, in my case I guess i do...

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bizarre_ftw 21

Actually, trimming is kind of sanitary, take all your mum's advice with a grain of salt, given her state of inebriation at the time of telling you this I think it's safe to assume she isn't the best or the brightest in the field of decision making

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Angelrose2004 17

At least she didn't show you.. That would be even more disturbing.

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thenoobftw 3

Hairy Mary... I bet she is pretty scary.

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CuteGinger 2

So.. did you watch Sora no Otoshimono, or just look up an anime girl with big boobs?

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thenoobftw 3

Your picture is epicly freaky... And yes I watch the whole anime and it was funny.

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