Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Mr Floppy

Mr Floppy

By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

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Same thing different taste

You've tried this before, right?

By xxxzzzooo - 02/01/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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By katie - 23/08/2019 06:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try the ice cubes in the vagina thing we'd read about. He kept sticking one in after another and they got stuck. My vagina had a brain freeze for a half an hour. FML

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By bad in the sack - 05/07/2014 04:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML

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Giggle loop

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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Hard to believe

By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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By Blueberrypicc - 13/08/2010 01:01 - United States

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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Pinkfl0yd 9

Sunday 10 June 2012 12:29

Doesn't matter; had snacks!

ThatGuyRory 9

Sunday 10 June 2012 12:25

Ice Cream makes everything better.

Comments

folfg0 12

Sunday 10 June 2012 17:54

Guys. People like #2 breed, and vote. We are ******........... (accident prone and prone to accidents is the same thing!!) #2. I have a question. Why.... Are you?

dwc2134 5

Sunday 10 June 2012 17:54

Happens to everyone occasionally. Ice cream is a perfect way to handle the situation. Next time, just relax, let it happen, and don't make it about the fact its the first time.

folfg0 12

Sunday 10 June 2012 17:58

Uhhh.... There's some guys on FML reading your that got it up. Just saying.

Kathts7 12

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:00

Don't worry about it - it's pretty normal

babyshaft408 8

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:12

Put ur mouth on his penis

killerskittle 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:15

Thumbs up cause she tells it like it is lol

kaylare 5

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:27

Omg I so know the feelin!! For some reason my boyfriend goes limp after the first time even if he doesn't cum? I think somethins wrong!

Discombobulated9 12

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:42

Or he's very nervous. He'll gain confidence with time; though if he does feel something is wrong, he should go and see his doctor.

eris1028 4

Monday 9 July 2012 14:39

Find out how often he uses ****. That contributes bug time to problems like that. Been there done it. It can be an addiction.

backyarddcg123 2

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:59

Doesn't matter tried your best! No but in all seriousness you may want to evaluate your feelings for one another or maybe it was just nervousness. Who can know?!

NickComo 4

Sunday 10 June 2012 19:00

Ahh it happens to the best of us. That happened to me just because I was nervous. The next time it worked and now me and my girlfriend have amazing sex!