Mr Floppy

By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

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Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
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Lizzle_Kitten 1

This is so familiar to me! My boyfriend and I have been together for years now, but the first time we had sex he was a virgin and sooo nervious that he had the same problem. He even went to the doctor about it, who proceeded to tell him that he was being silly and just needed to relax. Our sex life is pretty amazing these days! XD

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TheVelocirabbit 10

This is serious, guys! She clearly has "stupidous idice." A severe condition where you make no known sense. Unfortunately, it's too late to save her...

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reddudeover 2

89 - Yeah now that you point that out, you are a tad bit young. :o

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reddudeover 2

Next time his **** will look like the leaning tower of pisa... you have been warned.

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lonely_star 2

Cockblocked by ice cream..

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daizttgg 9

Dumb ones at that- lol she shouldn't talk she's lookin a little at the chunky side herself

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penguindude82 2

Try again later but be more spontaneous. That happens sometimes when a couple puts too much pressure on it being the first time.

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ddddddddg 9

131 dislikes. That's crazy! I read this fml too fast and thought it said brother Instead of boyfriend

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folfg0 12

And stupid people like this breed. The world is ******. (accident prone and prone to accidents happening to you is the same thing!!) I have a question for #2. Why...... Are you?

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