Mr Floppy

By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

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Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
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Myo_fml 20

This is why eugenics still needs to be a common practice.

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climbthoserocks 6

you really have no room to talk, calling her fat...

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climbthoserocks 6

all they are saying is that normally, 14 years don't know that. calm your shit. your just upset cause this is the second post you have where people have been calling you out for being an idiot.

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bizarre_ftw 21

It was probably the pressure, or he's asexual :/ (yes that is a thing, straight, gay, bi, asexual, it just speaks to your preference as far as sex gies and there are some [not many, but some] that are simply not interested in sex)

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bizarre_ftw 21

*goes (my iPhone is a troll and refused to load until I only had 2 seconds left to edit)

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perdix 29

Most people, including me, neglect the asexual option. I guess a guy who is not into women must be gay, butt he could also be asexual. I wonder if there is a group of militant asexuals that will reflexively thumb me down for mentioning their lifestyle.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Just to mention: I have two asexual friends, so I'm well qualified to say that - though it's not common - it does exist

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gingeryginger 1

Umm thats great. Who doesnt like icecream socials?

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TheEpicPies 15

Aww, it's alright. Everyone moves at their own pace. Plus, icecreams awesome!

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bizarre_ftw 21

I'm guessing it was a combo of pic and comment (not saying this as an insult - I actually like your pic, it's pretty, plus gingers are ******* awesome, and the colors go well - but, in combination with your comment, you sitting on a bed, leaning forward, with your head tilted down, and eyes up looking into the camera would do the trick for most guys [college level art classes = too aware of slight shifts in position and how they come across :/. Lol, so sorry if that was too specific for you/seemed creepy :) I swear I'm just took aware of these things ^_^ :P]) ((plus, let's not forget, guys do better with visuals))

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thecovert 7

And four parents breathed a sigh of relief....albeit temporarily.

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