Mr Floppy

By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 037
You deserved it 5 519

Same thing different taste

Comments

#2 is from Cali what did you guys expect? 90% of girls are complete bitches there.

B3Y0ND 3

I hate to seem like a total bitch, but people like you are the reasons why I hate and hate living California, 2. Also, your face looks like it got steamrolled over by the short bus. Sorry (but not really).

dwvork 6

My guess is he was to whacked out from lack of sex to get a hard one. Try again after a few whack free days , then lube him up with a hand job to set the mood if all else fails... Ice cream for all

YesyDidWhat 0

79- I couldn't stop laughing when I read your comment well said:D 2- WOOW 20 years old and acting like yur 5! Good job "smart chick"

perdix 29

Anyone who is telling you not to worry about it is wrong -- you should be panic-stricken. There is some horrible problem that is causing his penis to fail after such sustained effort. A young, healthy man should have no problem getting a rock-hard boner. He might be defective down there or maybe he's not really sexually attracted to you. Move on. You can't handle the truth.

That has got to be the cutest fml, ever. Don't worry, OP. I started there to, all nervous and confused. Before you know it you'll be having some of the hottest, richest sex. Just be safe and make sure you feel comfortable. Feeling at ease with your partner makes all the difference.

xXxIracebethxXx 14

#2 - I read your bio. You are not accident prone, but you're prone to accidents? It's the same thing! Stupid and bitchy? MUST be from California.

perdix 29

#11, you are 14 and say this with such authority. That makes me sad :(

I can think of many worse endings - second times are naturally better anyway :)