Mr Floppy

By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
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p3mguin 7

How about cum on Ice Cre-... , Never mind that's disgusting. Mind as well just go to my rock...

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mellyb123 3

The first time me and my boyfriend had sex , his wouldn't get hard either at first. He was just nervous. So don't sweat it.

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laden_swallow09 34

You say that as if eating ice cream is a bad thing.

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theoreticalnerd 0

Seeing as it was their first time, I think it's almost inevitable that it's nerves. My boyfriend and I experienced this firsthand.

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perdix 29

Ice cream is more satisfying than any sex you are going to get from this closet homosexual. If you want to stick with this guy, put on a fake beard and him do anal. Invest in a strap-on.

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Corrupt_waffles 13

It can happen to anybody for numerous things. It happened to my poor boyfriend too. For him it was stress, apparently he is allergic to condoms as well, and circumcised males sometimes have trouble like that too. It actually helps if you put him on his back and assume control for a while. I feel bad when this happens to guys because that's their ego and it spirals out from there. :(

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_wraith 15

As others have said, its probably just nerves. It can happen to anyone. Try not to sweat it too much, and better luck next time =)

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boofgall 16

#2 - I'm sure you wouldn't like if FML members pointed out your chubbiness, so why would you try to direct this FML towards OP being fat?

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