Mr Floppy

By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 037
You deserved it 5 519

Same thing different taste

Comments

perdix 29

89, you're taking what I said wrong. I'm not blaming or judging you. I'm sad because I think those around you failed you and robbed you of your childhood. Adults shouldn't be watching "My Little Pony" and children shouldn't be giving blow jobs.

aleeshttylXD 9

ur a little chunky urself, lady.

121 - eugenics is our last hope. Ahhh, if stupid commenters like the "smart" chick were killed at birth....

But you're still 14 and too young to handle the consequences of having sex. Yes, we all had sexual urges at 14, but we were aware of how stupid it was to do it at that age because of STDs and pregnancy.

yoursucklives 36

just because 9 year olds look for **** doesn't mean that they should. just as you shouldn't give ******** at such an early age, even if you are interested in "those things" and if you believe you know more than adults do, you really are too young.

Mandy0325 1

2. Thanks for making us californians look like bitches...and really everyone just because people are from california doesn't make them bitches I bet you could find tons of bitches in each state.

At least you didn't end up helping him ********** while he watched **** just to get a hard on.

sammyjanette 17

Aww, RedCrow, did that happen to you? :(

You should have eaten each other instead. 69 makes everything hard and slippery.