Birthday, Dogs and Animals: MVP

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By birthday girl - 27/10/2012 00:14 - Australia

Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML

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You deserved it 2 165

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By Meowit - 07/09/2014 03:06 - United States - Livonia

Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML

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By googly191 - 19/12/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML

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You forgetting something?

By Anonymous - 22/05/2022 20:00 - United States - North Miami Beach

Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML

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You deserved it 157

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2019 16:00

Today, it's my birthday, I received two cards, one from my mum and one from my son, that my mum gave to him to give to me. My entire family said they couldn't be bothered going out for dinner for my birthday. My two 'friends' didn't even send a card, never mind a gift or want to meet up. FML

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You deserved it 280

By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths

By Anonymous - 24/03/2022 14:00 - Germany

Today, it's my birthday. I spent the day doing nothing but chores, amongst which baking my own birthday cake. I was then so exhausted that I couldn't even stand my own company, so I ate the cake alone on the couch, watching TV. It didn’t taste great. FML

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You deserved it 177

Grateful

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 06:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML

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You deserved it 265

By carboncoach - 13/12/2013 17:24 - Egypt

Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML

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By happybirthday2me - 19/06/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, it's my 25th birthday, I celebrated it by cooking my favourite meal for my parents and sister, while they watched TV and house-hunted for my sister. I have yet to hear a happy birthday, receive a card, a present or a phone call. Oh, and my parents are on a diet, so they complained my cooking wasn’t "on their plan." FML

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You deserved it 183

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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FaraPjJammaz 13

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:07

Aww sorry op. happy birthday :)?

Poopolicious 5

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:07

Start Barking and youll get all the attention you want

Comments

Draxanoth 15

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:16

Parents these days just make me sick...DocBastard! Have you made a cure for gross stupidity yet? ( please say yes)

agonydrum 7

Saturday 27 October 2012 6:39

Sorry it's hard to understand you with doc's penis in your mouth

twinkiefeets 17

Saturday 27 October 2012 7:22

12-your pathetic

Shrike 23

Saturday 27 October 2012 7:26

54- Your grammar is pathetic.

CharresBarkrey 15

Saturday 27 October 2012 11:25

54 - Their pathetic what...?

redmane 21

Saturday 27 October 2012 20:31

12 - Doc is a trauma and general surgeon, not a medical researcher.

Kallian_fml 21

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:17

Maybe if you start barking, sleeping curled up at the foot of her bed and eating Kibble then you can have a bacon cake too?

ICastillo 24

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:20

Did you at least grab you a piece of the bacon cake?

BossPathfinderGM 14

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:24

I guess we know who's in the doghouse now.

gracehi 31

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:24

The dog must be cuter than you. Sorry, OP. :(

GottaLoveM 1

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:30

Sorry to hear that, OP. Happy Birthday, though :(

buca100 4

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:31

My birthday is tomorrow! Sorry about your birthday, it could be that they're trying to surprise you. If not, then happy birthday from the world of FML.