MY EARS! MY EARS!

By ashbeat - 01/01/2013 15:20 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
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ollie179 21

Well at least he's not saying, "You like that? HUH? DO YA?" "NO! Please stop! AAAAHHHH!" That would be awkward.

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ollie179 21

Well at least he's not saying, "You like that? HUH? DO YA?" "NO! Please stop! AAAAHHHH!" That would be awkward.

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Pleonasm 35

I guess it depends. If you try to rape yourself, you'd be concious of your act right? So it would be in a way consensual because to do the act, you have to allow yourself to do it, so there is a consensus between mind and body. SO just masturbation. That's my view. But, if you have an evil alter-ego/subconcious/split personality, and you're in a situation where you can't control it, they could convince part of you to rape yourself, and maybe that would be rape. Like your evil side getting you drunk so it can take advantage of your hand. Hmm. You've definitely given me food for thought.

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banananread112 5

If you are a conjoined twin and that happened would it be considered rape?

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SweetLuna 10

Dude, omg, that's so funny... LOL

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bugmenotmofo 34

Split personality?

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MidnightWolf3 12

Do the same right back, see if they then notice you can hear someone doing it.

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aly_pinay22 8

Why don't you reply for him? Haha

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