MY EARS! MY EARS!

By ashbeat - 01/01/2013 15:20 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
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ollie179 21

Well at least he's not saying, "You like that? HUH? DO YA?" "NO! Please stop! AAAAHHHH!" That would be awkward.

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MrsAlexander83 10

Are you sure he was alone? Maybe he had another guy in there and they just oddly sound the same! ;) Still...I'd probably lock my door.

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pieman528 10

I'd be a little more worried if there was another guy in there. :/

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lsfactor 4

That's not too bad. If he was asking 'do you like this dick?' Then there'd be cause for concern.

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pieman528 10

Tell him you secretly recorded him saying that, and if he ever does it again you'll post it where the world can see.

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perdix 29

"So, how do you like it?" "It's OK, you seem a little off your game." "I'm a little tired." "Then, why don't we forget about it for now and do it later?" "No, I know you need to jack off now." "Not if you're going to make such a half-assed effort at it." "Fine! Just deal with your unresolved boner." "Eh, I'll find someone else to do it." "Who? Lefty? He's a klutz! Good luck with that." "Um, no, maybe someone else." "You mean like a girl? It's about time!" "Then I wouldn't need you!" "**** you! I'll slap your ****." "**** you! I'll punch you in the balls!" (**** slap) (nut punch) "Oooooww" "Oooowww" . . . and scene!

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poccocurantes 7

And the Tony for best one act play goes to Perdix for "Hand in Glove".

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Baybiiie 11

Wow you are that sad you had to actually sit and type all that out? Americans.......

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80skid 15

Hire him a hooker immediately.

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kalbrek009 20

Was he having phone sex or does he just have a golem type split personality? Maybe you should go to the bathroom & fake it so he can hear just how loud & ridiculous he sounds...or better yet, record it & play it back loud when he's trying to sleep or has company over...that'll fix the issue.

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