MY EARS! MY EARS!

By ashbeat - 01/01/2013 15:20 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
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ollie179 21

Well at least he's not saying, "You like that? HUH? DO YA?" "NO! Please stop! AAAAHHHH!" That would be awkward.

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DarkJediLove 19

He is just practicing that whole love thy self before loving others thing.

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kingsian 15

Throw water on his ass and tell him NO

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TheDrifter 23

Cheer him on. Get freaky with your suggestions and either he will learn to be quiet, or you will have a hit YouTube clip next time he does it.

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docscientist 9

I seriously hope to post it on YouTube isn't a real suggestion.

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AnimeCookie 9

His penis is a millipede singing to Charlie the unicorn.

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poccocurantes 7

I am sorry but before you tell us he is talking to himself you are going to have to bust in on him and make sure it's not blue tooth

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twye 22

He's on the phone while masturbating?

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klovemachine 24

Phone sex is awesome. Phone ************ is, um, kind of awesome!?! :O

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poccocurantes 7

Today my flat mate burst into my room while I was having phone sex with my GF because someone on FML told him to.

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TheWorldGreatest 8

He's some kind of freak , you better run quick.

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Enslaved 36

He was talking to his hand puppet and she likes it a lot!!!

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poccocurantes 7

His captain Picard sock puppet no less. "Make it so #1!"

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