My eyes! My eyes!

By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 05:47 - United States - Sanford

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Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid seeing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML
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FMLJFL 5

Seriously? Tell her to knock that shit off when you're home.

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PulseShock 9

Maybe you should start having sex in her bedroom, on her bed, in the middle of the night, while she's asleep...did I take that too far? Sorry OP. FYL.

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kaylanicole1695 12

should have pissed out the window, or in her bed or something else she cares about

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x_the_lancer_x 13

I would just lean against the wall, hand on my hip, eyebrow up, and go "Ahem!!" Then roll my eyes and walk away.

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WhiteCrimson 23

Our parents are becoming more and more bolder by the day hey..... I feel bad for you man. Good luck.

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at0micmin3r 23

Suck it up. If it's her house she can grind gears (almost) wherever she wants.

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ThunderTheRad 14

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.

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