My eyes! My eyes!

By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 05:47 - United States - Sanford

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Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid seeing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML
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FMLJFL 5

Seriously? Tell her to knock that shit off when you're home.

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PulseShock 9

Maybe you should start having sex in her bedroom, on her bed, in the middle of the night, while she's asleep...did I take that too far? Sorry OP. FYL.

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ginawater19 13

If someone did that while I was home I would seriously freak the **** out

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kpc2424 13

Next time tell her to have sex in the litter box so you can use the bathroom!

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CommonSenseKarma 17

Am I the only one who noticed OP just said "my mom" and not "my parents"...

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Lil_Red777 21

No everyone has a dad otherwise they wouldn't exist. Some just don't live with one or doesn't know them etc.

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naturalbadassnba 11

Does your mom do stuff like that a lot? Sounds like it could be part of parental neglect. Look it up online and see if any of it sounds like your situation. Cuz thats just messed up and not appropriate for a child/teen

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worldclassrager 39

It's a solution...but really I wonder what goes through people's minds at times...

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theQUEEN444 5

mom: "your cat got piss everywhere!". you: "yes.... the cat."

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sacmaster 11

Totally worth it. You made the right choice.

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HSArchon 9

Damn, no one should have to witness that.

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anders09ma 7

Dang... You should tell your Mom how feel about that cuz that is just DISTURBING... :/

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