My eyes! My eyes!

By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 05:47 - United States - Sanford

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Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid seeing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 79 333
You deserved it 6 428
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FMLJFL 5

Seriously? Tell her to knock that shit off when you're home.

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PulseShock 9

Maybe you should start having sex in her bedroom, on her bed, in the middle of the night, while she's asleep...did I take that too far? Sorry OP. FYL.

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MaRK8080 4

If your over 18 she's telling you it's time to gtfo

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greggly123 6

Your mom is a *****. What kind of mother would do shit like that for her son to see, or hear

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Seduced83 9

Take pointers kid she's experienced and been doing it long before you so what does that say?

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RedDragonx32 8

the living room!!? talk about being careless.. u need to get payback! bring a girl over! lol

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timss4 19

Lol I'd definitely become the best **** block/twat swatter in the world after reaching that low of a point in my life

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kate3101 15

To be fair, OP doesn't say whether his/her Mom knew s/he'd be in the house. Some of the comments here are really nasty, but maybe - and I really hope so - Mom would be super embarrassed to know this happened.

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chronickX 11

Ask to join in.

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Dr_N1KuF 3

Your life is bad, you should talk to your mom about it if you're not embarrassed enough to.

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