My eyes! My eyes!

By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 05:47 - United States - Sanford

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Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid seeing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML
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FMLJFL 5

Seriously? Tell her to knock that shit off when you're home.

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PulseShock 9

Maybe you should start having sex in her bedroom, on her bed, in the middle of the night, while she's asleep...did I take that too far? Sorry OP. FYL.

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MissyXSweetheart 3

Is this a bad thing that's its happened to me

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truepanda 2

WTF is wrong with ur mom. shes probly a ****** up *****... im guessing that is

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iambeccafran 4

I just hope that your cat doesn't try to return the favor by mistaking your bed as a litter box... In the middle of the night... While you are fast asleep... Having nightmares about your mother having sex... Hoping that she hasn't gotten banged on the kitchen table too... As you come to and realize that you are wet and have no idea why... And in your groggy state you wonder if you just had a wet dream about your mother getting banged on the kitchen table or not. (Enter: one very smiley cat...)

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JessieKayGreen 13

Does she not have her own room or something?

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RubbarDuckie 9

Hahaha, this is the most bizarre FML I've read in a while. And a bit disturbing.

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KrazyChica 3

tell your mom to stop humping him

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tangooscarmike 4

I would have went to the bathroom anyway, then sat down to have a deep conversation about the meaning of life.

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