My precious
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And this is why women dating dumbasses need lockboxes!! (however I'm guessing simple childproofing would work on you)
And she's back..
And 90 - yikes! Is it that bad? Wow, so..... I guess I should take a blurry, half-ass, changing room pic of myself in a trashy prom dress that I just tried on (something I can tell by your..... questionable.. Bra hanging out the front) and maybe, just to make it better, I lean my head so far over to the side and curl my chin in that I look like a pre-teen trying to be sexy Do you think that'll be any better?
Hey, maybe while I'm at it I'll update my description. I was thinking I'd... brag about how busy I am with my big important, yet still charitable, 'you-should-really-envy-but-still-love-and-commend-me' job, and that, though I can't always get on (haha, you know how busy I am), when I do have a spare moment in my lovely, awe-inspiring, glamourous life I'm still such an Awesome and 'fun loving' person that I can find entertainment in this Awesome site :D How does that sound? Cuz to me it comes across as a little insecure, a tad needy, and extremely pathetic But hey! Maybe I can supplement it by insulting the pic of some random person I don't know, because the comments on this site are Really all about the pictures, and bump "trying to find myself and get my life to somewhere less.. here" (
Wow ... you are in deep shit
Sucks to suck.
Sucks to suck.
*Brain freeze*
i got my gfs mom to find out the ring size for me
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"Borrowed discreetly" is a euphemism for "stole." The ghost of Granny is already haunting you!
Really, I don't know why you got so many "YDI".. I don't think you do, unless you were REALLY careless with the ring, you didn't mean to lose it. I think its sweet you tried to go through all the work so it'd be perfect. Best of luck finding grandmas ring.