My precious

By machismo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
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perdix 29

"Borrowed discreetly" is a euphemism for "stole." The ghost of Granny is already haunting you!

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Roevera 14

Really, I don't know why you got so many "YDI".. I don't think you do, unless you were REALLY careless with the ring, you didn't mean to lose it. I think its sweet you tried to go through all the work so it'd be perfect. Best of luck finding grandmas ring.

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ICATiger 13

Today, I was on my owners finger minding my own business when my owners boyfriend took me. He put me on a nightstand which I rolled off. It been 3 hours and i'm still under the bed. FML

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flockz 19

either it's a reverse FML, or Tiger is a slutty, mute amputee whose naturally rotund body has an affinity for rolling off nightstands.

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ICATiger 13

I am the the ring that controls them all.....

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ICATiger 13

23-sucky sucky 2 dollar (if you get where this comes from you get a cookie)

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Pentium_4 27

35 - i wanna say that sounds like South Park? "i can haz cookie?" (i'll message you my address)

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lkrunner101 7

Giveher a wedding ring with influences from her grandmas ring

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EvilPotato 14

34 this is kinda restating what flockz said, but if you're going to call someone a dumbass, do so with correct grammar. Or else you look like the dumbass.

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ImInYourFACEbook 8

Wow, OP! That's a new record! Usually guys lose a ring after they get married not before. You're definitely ready to be a husband! :)

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l0v3p4in 7

I know how you feel OP, I accidentally lost a $100 bill - but luckily it showed at exactly the time I was in desperate need for money. Don't give up hope, OP. It will show up when you aren't even looking for it. :)

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kjcjmom 2

Her ring size is usually her shoe size.

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dastiera 7

Unless she has long skinny appendages like me. my feet are 10 in men's and I have big hands but they are thin so I'm a size 6 ring.

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