Money: Mystery toilet

Mystery toilet

By wellcrap - 03/10/2013 05:41 - United States - Carrollton

Today, I walked into a really fancy hotel bathroom. I spoke to the attendant and gave her my purse and coat while I used the toilet. When I came out, she was gone. The receptionist informed me they didn't have a bathroom attendant. FML

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By SBae - 14/03/2016 15:49 - United States - Uniontown

Today, I waited for the single bathroom for a very long time. I finally knocked on the door and found no one was in there. FML

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By xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 13:37 - Denmark

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By sleepingonthetoilet - 28/03/2018 08:00 - United States - Birmingham

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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Palirose 22

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:17

Even if they did have one...why give your things to anyone? YDI just take it with you and hang them on the hook on the bathroom door.

MsConfusedd 27

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:17

I never trust that, maybe I don't trust people in general but I'm not okay with the idea of handing my expensive things to a stranger and assuming they'll give them back.

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KaylaTackett 18

Friday 4 October 2013 1:19

Even if there was an attendant, why the hell would you give your stuff to them!!

angelamarie2396 3

Friday 4 October 2013 4:24

You dumb bitch

splitintwo 6

Friday 4 October 2013 4:48

Never give your purse to anyone. Never. Never. Never. And are bathroom attendants still a thing?

TheImaginarySong 16

Friday 4 October 2013 4:56

Bathroom attendant? I honestly didn't know that was a job. The more you know.

an3ph 20

Friday 4 October 2013 5:21

And do they have a receptionist?

Trivision 10

Friday 4 October 2013 5:44

Okay, what's your phone number so I can remind you? Oh, and I also need your credit card number, security number, expiration date, and full name. You know, for contacting purposes... :P

ericnx 8

Friday 4 October 2013 7:20

Why not check the CCTV if they have one?

sufiaz 7

Friday 4 October 2013 9:09

I find it more amusing that people are bashing the OP for expecting a bathroom attendant. I come from a country (Pakistan) where attendants are standard in all public bathrooms, posh or not, so if I travelled out of the country I might expect them too. Maybe that was the case with OP too? But here all bathrooms carry a written warning to keep your personal belongings with you at all times and hand them to attendants "at your own risk", so people do have the sense to take them inside with them and hang them up on the hook.