Money: Mystery toilet

Mystery toilet

By wellcrap - 03/10/2013 05:41 - United States - Carrollton

Today, I walked into a really fancy hotel bathroom. I spoke to the attendant and gave her my purse and coat while I used the toilet. When I came out, she was gone. The receptionist informed me they didn't have a bathroom attendant. FML

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By cacheson - 05/03/2020 03:02

Today, I checked into a hotel for a work trip. When I walked in, the sheets and bath mat were stained, and there was soap-encrusted hair stuck in my folded towel. When I got back later in the day, all my stuff was gone because they apparently thought I'd checked out. FML

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By rmo1776 - 06/04/2009 06:16 - United States

Today, I went to a very nice reception at a hotel. I glanced inside the ballroom and saw that no one else was in there and, not wanting to be the first one there, I walked past and into the stairway. Turns out, I had walked into the emergency exit stairs and had to set off the alarm to get out. FML

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By SBae - 14/03/2016 15:49 - United States - Uniontown

Today, I waited for the single bathroom for a very long time. I finally knocked on the door and found no one was in there. FML

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By xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 13:37 - Denmark

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By sleepingonthetoilet - 28/03/2018 08:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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Palirose 22

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:17

Even if they did have one...why give your things to anyone? YDI just take it with you and hang them on the hook on the bathroom door.

MsConfusedd 27

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:17

I never trust that, maybe I don't trust people in general but I'm not okay with the idea of handing my expensive things to a stranger and assuming they'll give them back.

Comments

devans00 14

Saturday 5 October 2013 3:59

I wonder if the "bathroom attendant" was a random person of color who happened to be in the restroom and the OP just made assumptions. If that's the case, I hope they took the cash then threw the rest of the stuff in the trash.

mortis1369 6

Saturday 5 October 2013 11:51

YDI for assuming. Not all hotels have bathroom attendants.

GetBent730 5

Saturday 5 October 2013 14:55

Yeah so ur not very smart

fgomez93 2

Saturday 5 October 2013 18:46

Dont trust people you dont know, especially with your THINGS!

Ksweety_fml 27

Monday 7 October 2013 4:49

I don't care if the person is a bathroom attendant or not, I still wouldn't let people hold my things. **** that.

angelwing13 5

Tuesday 8 October 2013 1:51

This is exactly why I have trust issues

Izzicasey 18

Friday 25 October 2013 20:56

Same here, it sucks because I love Italy. But anywhere in the world could be like that.. Hey, I'm just saying.

GraphicAustin 8

Friday 1 November 2013 19:41

You deserve to get ripped off if you're stupid enough to give other people your stuff, it doesn't matter how nice the place is always keep your stuff with you