Nature is harsh

By fallsdownplenty45 - 02/06/2009 11:08 - Taiwan

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 72 933
You deserved it 6 759

Same thing different taste

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poolshark 0

You might want to look into a tetanus shot and some antibiotics... feces and open wounds do not mix.

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Noobpwner 0

#22 No one gives a shit about you either. To the OP, that sucks hard. Hopefully you're alright and you really should go to the doctors...

FYourSEXLYFE 0

#23 "To the OP, that sucks hard" LOL FAG FTL

ohhhhshizzz 0

#22: Then you go ******* moderate this, jackass. OP: Rofl, lmaoo. :] I hope you are okay, and go to the doctor.

Yeek, that is once bad bike riding experience. ._. Wait, so did your bike fall into the sewage or did you just fall?

BILMAN 0

oh really? your sock got caught in the chain and your bike flipped over?! yaaa thats really believable! PHAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If this is true, you are gonna have some serious health issues if that sewage got into your system through abrasions or cuts.

GMSD213 0

you should definitely visit the hospital. Poop+open wounds=DEATH! :0

gsx 0

Thats a crappy day, haha couldn't help it