Proposal, Music and Love: Never attempt this

Never attempt this

By rock'n roller - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, my bandmate and I decided to propose to our girlfriends, who are also in the band, at the same time in the middle of a concert. His girlfriend said yes. Mine ran off the stage crying. FML

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By propose_you_freakin_coward - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML

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By hlewrn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Centreville

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

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By dumpedtaco - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, as I was planning my impending nuptials with my fiancé, my sister jokingly told him it's not too late to call it off. He took her seriously and bailed. He won’t answer my calls. FML

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By thatonekid - 27/07/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

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By Fail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me, talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "So… does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML

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By justfriends - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

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TheBrightSide00 16

Tuesday 3 December 2013 9:46

Could have been worse. She could have tried crowd surfing her way out of there..

Ambient25 24

Tuesday 3 December 2013 9:44

With her running and crying it sounds like Nickelback came on stage right when you proposed. Sorry buddy.

Comments

ShenaniganNinja 20

Tuesday 3 December 2013 18:13

His mistake wasn't making a spectacle of the proposal. His mistake was dating a band mate. Dating band mates is never a good idea. Don't dip your pen in company ink. It's unlikely your band will survive a relationship.

unlocked_ 9

Tuesday 3 December 2013 18:14

That sucks man. But maybe she was very happy and doesn't handle situations well in a crowd of people. I hope things get better

nrevogcmamme 17

Tuesday 3 December 2013 19:17

That sucks. Sorry OP!

evermore327 2

Tuesday 3 December 2013 20:58

Maybe she didn't want to share a proposal with another couple

hedurr 4

Tuesday 3 December 2013 21:07

Way to put the pressure on.

Xotoolyxo 16

Tuesday 3 December 2013 22:19

That's why you should always be certain before you propose in a big crowd

Sheh_fml 25

Tuesday 3 December 2013 22:34

What the hell? You didn't even give her a fair choice. The crowd would bully her senseless if she'd stayed and said no.

limabeans101029 20

Tuesday 3 December 2013 22:57

Never propose in front of loads of people unless you're absolutely certain she'll say yes

michaelaangel 5

Tuesday 3 December 2013 23:31

It's really not the best idea to put someone on the spot like that in front of people.

MissMegan711 5

Tuesday 3 December 2013 23:51

If you ask someone to marry you they have a choice and don't automatically have to say yes, so don't be mad when they say no in public if you ask them in public.