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By Crystal - 08/03/2010 21:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML

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By anonymous - 17/03/2015 05:09 - United States - Spokane

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

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By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 05:47 - United States - Queen Creek

Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML

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anti_average 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:49

Most people who generalize are douchey bigots.

Hacksaw 4

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:30

Guess that means he doesn't want to be your Peter Pan.

Comments

sammichpls1231 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:42

hmmm.... seems like some of the commenters are sexist... my opinion

sammichpls1231 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:49

btw wear whatever you want OP

LOL_7052 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:47

Its not about liking tinkerbell... maybe the goodie was just cute... and he judged her by her wardrobe, doesn't that count for anything?

fallenskaterkid 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:48

that sucks

tbe99 2

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:48

If you're old enough to be getting engaged, you're far too old to be wearing Disney characters on your clothing.

alexandraa_fml 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:51

This.

RabidZebra 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:52

Whenever I imagine someone wearing Disney character clothes, I always picture them as fat, nerdy girls...Oh well! You deserve it for choosing an immature piece of clothing. Tinkerbell is for little girls, not grown, married women.

twilight_0118 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:53

purelyhabit- haha :)

okieraider71 4

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:55

Strip down naked and say "How does this look?". Then tell him you hoped he enjoyed it because he will never see it again--then dump him.

GoddessDigi 12

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:59

Nothing wrong with this! Your fiance is a bit of a jerk. My mum ADORES Tinkerbell, and guess what I get her every year for Christmas? You guessed it, Tinkerbell themed items! Last year was a necklace and earring set, and she still wears the necklace daily. And I'm always picking up new shirts and hoodies for her.

Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:08

Creepy.

alexandraa_fml 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:45

I second that creepy.

MACJunkie 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 14:52

that's sweet.. not creepy. That's very nice of you. BTW TO EVERYONE>>> the OP (and this person above ^^) didn't MAKE these Tinkerbell things/clothes, they bought them.... if they are being made, OBVIOUSLY people wear them, so no on is in the wrong for wearing Disney themed items. Everyone has an inner-child and they should be able to show it... it doesn't make them childish or immature.. I think the complete opposite is FAR more annoying.. when young kids dress like they are waaaaay older.. i cringe when i see 11-12 yr olds that look like complete *****...... it's okay, OP.. keep doing your thing.

aMEIzing 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:11

Okay, I hope you're not looking for any sympathy putting up this FML. This isn't even an FML. YDI for not growing up. I feel bad for your finacee, I can't imagne why he's still marrying you. Grow the **** up.

asianshotty4311 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:12

that's messed up!!!! a guy shouldn't like or not like u just cuz of wat u wear!!

xd0rkiee 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:14

That's ridiculous. Do you think a guy would have a serious relationship with someone who always dresses like a hooker? No, because most likely, he would want a woman who respects herself.